no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
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I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
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Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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