That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
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Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
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It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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