can u get pink eye on your cock?
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
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Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
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Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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