I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
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oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
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Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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