would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
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He passed out mid-signature
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
So much rum. So many feels.
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Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
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