Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
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When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
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So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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