it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
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Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
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The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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