So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
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We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
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IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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