can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
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i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
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Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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