I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
If that was your dad, he is hot
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
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I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
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As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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