Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
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lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
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There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
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