the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
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i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
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Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
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