you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
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Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
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I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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