Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
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He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
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It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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