I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
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He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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