just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is my gift to your gina
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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