Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
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Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
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How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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