Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
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He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
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He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize