Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
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i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
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ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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