Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
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this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
i want to swaddle you in tequila
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
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Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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