I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
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Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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