i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
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words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
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I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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