Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
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He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
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I believe in your delicious
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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