he puts the penis in happiness.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
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Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
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I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
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I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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