were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
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Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
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Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
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