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what?
penguin condom
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
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I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
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I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
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