i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
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I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
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SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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