So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
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I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
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You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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