wat bout pragnant strippers??
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
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My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
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Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
do nipples grow back?
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