I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
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just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
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Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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