it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
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Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
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We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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