...so i touched it.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
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im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
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I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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