dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
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peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
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It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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