1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
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Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
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There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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