I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
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I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
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In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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