were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
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is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
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i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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