Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
and she was petting her beer can
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
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let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
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We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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