Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
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I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
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As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
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