it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
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I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
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i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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