you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
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You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
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If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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