Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
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when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
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i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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