I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
This is the high leading the old right now
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She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
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It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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