my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
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There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
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but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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