thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
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...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
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all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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