I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
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i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
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I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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