i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
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I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
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I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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