When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
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It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
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I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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