When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
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