He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
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I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
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I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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