where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
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full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
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i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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